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I salt my food with the tears of my enemies
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When I gave a f*ck I was taken for granted, but when I said F it I became the bad girl
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You’re about to exceed the levels of my meds
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F*ck me, you, off, then, this, everything, everyone, it.
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Me and karma vibe like that cat
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My alone time is for everyone’s safety
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I may not be perfect but at least I’m not you
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SaleClick off chicken
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I’ll get over it, I just need to be dramatic first Snoopy dog
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Behind every BadB*tch is a car seat
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I workout so I can eat garbage
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I need to teach my facial expressions how to use their inside voice
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I didn’t bring bad luck, your life was shit already
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Sold outMy cat and I talk shit about you
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SaleIce coffee slut
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Well aren’t you just a fun little lollipop triple dipped in psycho
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SaleEw people (cat)
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I don’t sugarcoat sh*t, I’m not f-ing Willy Wonka
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My mind is like my internet browser
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Please be patient with me I’m from the 1900’s
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A penny for your thoughts seems a bit pricey
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SaleSasshole raccoon
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Unhinged and feral Raccoon
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Do not disturb, hyperfixating in progress ADHD
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Shut up and eat tacos
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I gave up a lot when I became a mom…but the F Bomb wasn’t one of them.
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High functioning introvert - too…people outside.
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If you hear me yelling just know I said it nicely 26 times - THE MOM
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Kindness costs nothing but means everything
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I got 99 problems and I caused all of them
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I’m not always sassy, sometimes I sleep
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It’s an add to cart kinda day
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