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The 90s were the sh*t
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F*ck all that little ray of sunshine bullsh*t
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I have it all together I just can’t find it
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Just a dad who came back with milk raccoon
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I’m not a person you can put on speaker phone
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I don’t like morning people or mornings or people cat
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Oh honey — I am that b*tch
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Welcome to the sh*t show I hope you brought alcohol
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I don’t know how to act my age I’ve never been this old before
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I should have a warning label
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Stop asking why I am a b*tch, I don’t ask why you’re so stupid
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SaleDumpster fire
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I have it all together…I just can’t find it.
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I’m not responsible for what my face does when you talk
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Some moms cuss to much (side 1) it’s me, I’m some moms (side 2)
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I’m done thinking today
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SaleFinger respectfully
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I don’t care how you were raised, unlearn that sh*t unicorn
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Sold outSuper scary before coffee
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Don’t be a hippo-twat-amus
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SaleHoly sh*t poo
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I’m not like other girls…I’m way f*ing worse raccoon with blanket and knife
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Reading: because reality’s overrated and the drama is better in books
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I gotta stop spending money like I sell d0pe
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SaleStop giving a f*ck
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You would make great fertilizer
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SaleHot mess boy mama
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SaleTaco bout cute
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Once I get an attitude it takes me 3-5 business days to fix my face
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Not a pepper spray kind of girl
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Didn’t lose my sh*t today star
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I’ll just wait till it’s quiet (skeleton)
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