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SaleGetting my cray-on
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I’m gonna let god fix it, because if I fix it I’m going to jail cat with book
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One mental breakdown later
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If only sarcasm burned calories!!
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STOP. Not in the mood approach with caution
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Throw kindness around like it’s confetti
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Don’t apologize be yourself
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My life feels like a test I didn’t study for
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I’m a mom of course I have three drinks
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I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you
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I match energy, how we gonna act today
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SaleMeltdown manager
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Captain of the struggle bus
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Everything sucks skeleton
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I have multiple personalities and reverse side says “and none of them like you”
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Karma is only a bitch if you are
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I’m a great multitasker, I can listen to, ignore and forget all at the same time
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Bad choices make good memories
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Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late
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Duct tape can’t fix stupid but it can muffle the sound
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Not sure if I actually have free time or if I just keep forgetting sh*t
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Todays mood: B*tchy with a chance of sarcasm
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Pathological people pleaser
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Expensive, difficult and talks back skeleton
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Behind every bad b*tch is a a car seat
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Todays mood: B*tchy with a chance of sarcasm
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I wanna be nice but then — b*tches happen
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Welcome to the sh*t show I hope you brought alcohol
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Welcome to the sh*t show I hope you brought alcohol
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If I were a bird I know who I’d sh*t on
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Do not summon my inner b*tch she does not play nice
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I don’t have a bucket list but my f*ck it list is a mile long.
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