Collection: Sarcastic sayings
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Skeleton riding unicorn
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Slightly addicted to magic water bean
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Have the day you deserve
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Sold outFlock around and find out
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Hello my name is Sh*t Show Supervisor
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SaleI wish a Karen would
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I came I saw I had anxiety so I left
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By being yourself you put something beautiful in the world that wasnt there before
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Being a functional adult everyday seems a bit excessive
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I didn’t mean to push all your buttons I was looking for MUTE
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Emotional support coworker
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I’m not snarky I’m just selectively polite
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We are best friends because everyone else sucks
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Nicest mean person ever
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No I don’t think before I speak that would ruin the surprise for both of us
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SaleMade in the 80’s
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I’m an 80s kinda girl
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Anxiety attack survivor
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Less people more dogs
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When life falls apart click add to cart
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That’s a horrible idea, what time?
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In a really good place right now, in my book of course, not mentally
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I am not the bigger person, I will hit you with a chair.
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High functioning introvert (side 1). Too peopley outside
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Here’s the thing (side 1). F*ck everyone (side 2)
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SaleBecause I got high
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That is the stupidest f*inh thing I’ve ever heard.
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Don’t be a hipppotwatamus
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SaleSay that sh*t again
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SaleF#ck your feelings
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SaleNamaste Motherf#cker
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